Let me suggest...

...a few things to improve Desperate Housewives (though maybe it's beyond improving and it's just freaks like me who still watch it). While watching the last Sunday episode, there was one prominent thought in my head:

KILL JULIE MAYER AND ORSON IN THE SAME ACCIDENT

If you think about it there is no downside, two annoying characters with "picturesque" portrayals are off with Mary Alice, Susan can do her joker face when crying (best example when Mike dumps her and she's wearing a wedding dress, now she would be a good replacement for Heath Ledger), and filled with grief, Dominic can commit suicide, leaving Angy alone.

Angy is great. Well, maybe not her, but Drea de Matteo is. And thanks to her we saw Bradley Cooper's ass in New York I Love You! No more reasons needed! Her storyline with Bree was fun, because Bree is great, but I mean, it is the exact same storyline Bree had with Katherine two years ago... Hello, writers? We have memories!

Even though already seen Bree and Angy's story had more sense than Susan's. Doing the moose? Seriously? And thanks to this story, we probably saw the worst ending of an episode ever. Crime and Punishment? Seriously?

Gabrielle was very fun, I laughed out loud for a while with the "Ivana take all the credit myself!!", but 1) why does she lie? In fact, why does everyone lie in the show, there must be other way to create funny situations, like dildos! Dildos always work for comedy and sometimes for drama... and 2) Gaby funny = Yay!! Gaby emotional and wanting to bond with her child = Buhh! I would also have enjoyed more Inmigration-related comedy, not just a quick and semi-coward reminder...

Another suggestion is more of Katherine, she's hilarious since she's gone nuts.

And back to my first suggestion (Kill Julie NOW), why is Julie involved in the mystery? Who cares who strangled her? It only matters that whoever did it (Angy?) didn't do their job. If you're going to kill, make sure!! I found the mystery good with Angy's burnt back and stuff, but Julie is boring, and it doesn't make sense, because who would have sex with her? Specially if you're married to Drea de Matteo!?!?!

So, to sum up: KILL JULIE MAYER!!

P.S. No matter how much I complain about it, I still loved the episode. Yes, I'm that stupid.

P.S.S. I know the photograph doesn't match up, but, what you gonna do? Sue me? Yeah? Well do! (No, please, don't, I'm not that rich and I just bought a trench...)